#Mr. Collins

[bethanydelleman]

I feel like no one talks about how after Elizabeth refuses Collins like 6 times but he just keeps plowing ahead with his plans for marriage, she actually starts to go get her dad so he can stop Collins with the power of mansplaining:

To such perseverance in wilful self-deception Elizabeth would make no reply, and immediately and in silence withdrew; determined, that if he persisted in considering her repeated refusals as flattering encouragement, to apply to her father, whose negative might be uttered in such a manner as must be decisive, and whose behaviour at least could not be mistaken for the affectation and coquetry of an elegant female.

Jane Austen perfectly capturing the epitome of a female experience.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

possibly one of my FAV scenes from my FAV thing ever-

Elizabeth Bennet almost commits a murder, Jane just barely prevents a murder, Mary has the MOST toxic crush on her wet cat blorbo Mr. Collins, and Kitty... literally... ran off rather than sit with him. Beautiful.

<3 i love this miniseries <3

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[applecoreart]

I want to invest more time in reading again and thought some cute reading lists would be a nice motivator. Since I want to re-read Jane Austen's novels, starting with Pride & Prejudice, that seemed like a good theme to run with (especially with all the talk about books and reading) :) Visually, they're all kind of chilling at home with a good book (except for Mr. Collins, who I threw in there as a joke-- you can rank books on his list by potatoes, rather than hearts, lol).

The lists are free to download from my Google Drive here (grouped into a '95 and '05 pack). Each pack contains the printable pdf pages, as well as the same designs on printable (6"x2") bookmarks :) Happy reading! ❤️📚

[orangechickenpillow]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[burningvelvet]

Just found out from a short clip on social media that the actor of Lord Cutler Beckett in PotC (Tom Hollander) plays Mr. Collins in Pride and Prejudice 2005. I've had that movie on my to-watch list for years after hearing so many rave reviews and seeing so many references to it but THAT is what has officially sold me...

[maxiemumdamage]

Haven’t read Pride and Prejudice through in a while, maybe this was addressed and I forgot, but is there ever an explanation for why, when Elizabeth rejects Mr. Collins, Mrs. Bennet doesn’t try to pawn him off on one of the other girls?

Mrs. B shielded Jane from Collins despite her being the unmarried and most eligible eldest because she thinks Jane can do better (Bingley) in the immediate future. Why not by that same logic write Elizabeth off as a spinster (which she kind of does anyway when Lizzie’s father steps in and forces Collins to back off) and try pawning it off on the next eldest daughter?

Mrs. Bennet probably wouldn’t do that to one of her favorite daughters, no, she has faith they can do better. But Elizabeth and Mary are not her favorites.

Which brings me to my actual point: obviously Mary and Mr. Collins would not have a happy marriage, because Mr. Collins is the kind of man it’s pretty much impossible to be happy with and Mary certainly isn’t mature enough to do it. But do you think they’d last long enough before realizing they’re incompatible to walk down the aisle? They’ve got surface similarities in their preachiness and attempts to appear intelligent despite their lack thereof.

Not saying I think this should’ve happened, for many reasons starting with Mrs. Bennet was forcing her kids into an absolutely miserable union for her own sake taking a turn at Charlotte Richards and her prospects and ending with Mary being way better off in canon when she waited and had sisters positioned to help her. But still, an interesting what-if, which fandom is meant for.

[ninjastormz]

[adobongsiopao]

I thought this "shelves in the closet" scene from "Pride and Prejudice" 1995 version was only present in the adaptation version and it was written as some sort of in-joke between the staff of the show but it actually exist in the novel! This scene is based on Chapter 14 of the novel:

"She had even condescended to advise him to marry as soon as he could, provided he chose with discretion; and had once paid him a visit in his humble parsonage, where she had perfectly approved all the alterations he had been making, and had even vouchsafed to suggest some herself--some shelves in the closet upstairs."

Elizabeth's commentary about it was amusing as if she's the main character in a point-and-click adventure game. Happy thought, indeed!

Is there any scene from the adaptation that you thought it was made up first but turned out they actually exist from source material?

[bethanydelleman]

Common misconception about Mr. Collins in Pride & Prejudice is that he's sucking up to Lady Catherine to retain his position in the church. This is not true, the living is his for life, he's sucking up for more, as Elizabeth observes: Very few days passed in which Mr. Collins did not walk to Rosings, and not many in which his wife did not think it necessary to go likewise; and till Elizabeth recollected that there might be other family livings to be disposed of, she could not understand the sacrifice of so many hours. (Ch 30)

It was possible at the time for a rector to hold multiple livings, they would install a curate for about £50/year and pocket the rest of the income.

Also, it was nigh impossible to remove a clergyman once he was installed at a living. This example is from the book Fashionable Goodness, Christianity in Jane Austen's England by Brenda S. Cox (TW: violence against pregnant women):

Dr. Free seduced his housekeepers, resulting in five illegitimate children; caused one of the women to miscarry; let his pigs desecrate the graveyard, and kept cattle on the church porch; sold the lead off the church roof; cut down and sold trees not belonging to him; left the parish for long periods of time; and refused to marry and bury his parishioners. Eventually, when he offended a gentry family over a burial, they lodged a complaint. This led to seven years of expensive trials, at the Bishop of Lincoln's personal expense. Finally Dr. Free was removed from his living, eventual dying as a beggar. (Ch 10)

(And now you can see why Darcy really didn't want Wickham to be given a living!)

Mr. Collins and Charlotte are not being irrational in their devotion to Lady Catherine, a second living could double their income without adding very much at all to their work. Charlotte might have the added benefit of Mr. Collins spending some time at his other living during the collection of tithes. Now I do think Jane Austen found this kind of behaviour repugnant, but it isn't ridiculous, it's highly motivated.

[lizzy-bonnet]

You cannot convince me that Mr. Collins would not happily kick a baby if advised to do so by his noble patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

[glassheadcanon]

In the most animated language, the violence of my affections (Bite-Sized Fandoms Exchange 2024 gift for Ultra)

Wordcount: 3,617 Rating: Teen and Up No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandom: Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen Relationship: Mary Bennet/William Collins

Additional Tags: Character Study, Regency-era pop-culture references, Irony, Love Goggles, Or maybe "love spectacles"?, Banter, What-If, Awkward Conversations, Marriage Proposal

Summary:

Elizabeth's rejection of Mr. Collins's proposal created a veritable fracas within the Bennet household's female contingent. In Mary's estimation, it was both foolish and tactless, the way they all carried on. As expected, Lydia found a great deal of unabashed amusement in the circumstance while, in her vexation at Lizzie’s conduct, their mother once again descended into near-hysterics.

What Mary had not anticipated intruding upon her amidst this strange semblance of domestic peace to which she'd grown so accustomed was that she'd have any feelings about the matter at all.

This was a challenging one to write, I'll admit - especially when these two are practically foils to my fave characters in this fandom (Lizzy and Darcy). The pompous, sycophantic, and slightly avaricious Mr. Collins is always far too easy to make fun of, and Mary is generally portrayed as sour and unlikable stereotypical "old maid" material; so how to develop the premise as organically as possible, while not straying into "character bashing" (definitely not appreciated in these sorts of exchanges)? After a ton of (very interesting) research, I ultimately had to remind myself of how every antagonist firmly believes they're the hero, and so decided to sincerely try to get into Mary's head, as a product of her time and life circumstances. But yes, I still couldn't resist adding a bit of silliness and dramatic irony in there, true to form. ;)

[braidedriver24]

rewatched Pride and Prejudice (2005) and i realised that mr. collins and florian wirtz have something in common.. their love for boiled potatoes

✨excellent boiled potatoes auf die 1✨

[mametupa]

“ As you are aware, madam, when a certain melancholy event occurs, I shall be the involuntary means of disinheriting your daughters.   I have long felt it my duty to make such reparation as was in my power. Unfortunately, I cannot make amends to more than one. The difficulty now is one of, uh, choice.“

- Mr. Collins in Pride and Prejudice movie of 1940

[theridgebeyond]

yet another casualty of “I forgot people don’t talk in real life like they do on Tumblr.”

I used [redacted] to avoid revealing a spoiler in a text conversation, and now my friend thinks that Mr. Collins whips out his penis in Pride and Prejudice.

[prismaticxchromatics]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) Director: Joe Wright

“I am not the sort of female to torment a respectable man. Please understand me, I cannot accept you.”